If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
― (via lovurs)


my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife


can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

I’d rather be at Coachella
― Everybody (via justintimbergasm)
sparetheheartache: What are your top 5 favourite songs?!

ah I honestly couldn’t tell you, I change my mind on my music taste like every day. Kathleen by catfish and the bottlemen is a great song but then again so are the xx’s songs and that waves remix is a good summer song at the moment haha